why the fuck is tumblr suddenly obsessed w dad jokes im so confused
im leaving this site forever
Do twins have the same sized dick?
Both reactions work
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
do seagulls have seagoals
this one does
I’m not sorry at all
Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?
not gonna lie that still looks intimately real
Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep